10 Things that Smell Better Then Fragrance:
1. Green or light brown diarrhea
2. Rotting beans
3. Corpse flower
4. Moldy onions
5. High-sulfur campground wells
6. STDs
7. Baby spit-up that has been left in the sun for 2 days
8. Homeless peoples' socks
9. A dirty, still, pond.
10. The Jimmy John's locations that didn't store the meat properly.